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This one moves faster, but I was still able to read it on my computer's DVD player slow-mo function. More to come.
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… named Lou produces plump of chili. -W5N- Explosion of planet earth a “setback for national economy” according to vested officials. -W5N- Catholic church approves condom flavored breath mints. -W5N- Multinational conglomerate CoCOR teams with CIA to introduce grape soda flavored crack to black community. –W5N- White Wine Strangler captured, found chanting “You’ll love it you’ll love it.” Three died -W5N- No hobo news today. -W5N- Secret files released exposing CoCOR’s involvement in [CENSORED] -W5N- Fart played off as burp. -W5N- Poll: 87% of people of the Caucasian persuasion got it going on. -W5N- World’s oldest ostrich performs world’s oldest profession…