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-W5N- Congress approves use of attack monkey -W5N- Injustice Center opens up in Washington D.C. -W5N- Woman asks Man: “Do you know what a turkey sandwich is? Would you like me to do that to you?”…He cries -W5N- In ‘Same Old Same Old’ news…Nature ripped a new one by corporations. Public outcry one lone teardrop -W5N- Baby’s First Matches banned from local nursery -W5N- Bastard reclassified as a-hole -W5N- W5N sued by Water 5 Network -W5N- Mysterious animal discovered -W5N- Scientists blame clear cutting for increase in freakish… …animals coming out at night -W5N- Military sized napkin used to cover up problems -W5N- Polar Ice Caps sponsored by Cola Co. to cool down global beverage -W5N- Failed mystery writer dies of un-mysterious suicide -W5N- Government accountability at an all time… …accountability at an all time low -W5N- Tijuana Donkey dies. Porn world mourns -W5N- Mountains to be leveled for smoother younger looking planet -W5N- Turns out that plastic…leveled for smoother younger looking planet -W5N- Turns out that plastic surgery gives your cell phone brain cancer -W5N- Witch laureate named. PFFR octpeats -W5N- Nun sees vision of mushroom cloud in bowl of chili beans -W5N- …