Awesome guys thanks!!!!
For real though, what is up with Clarence? We need to do some research here. I hope he isn't convicted of MIND CRIME.
PFFR:Citizens,
Thanks for all your inquiries and supports.
Q-Will Wonder Showzen and/or PFFR successfully crush the neo-con new world order illuminati murder march?
Q-What does the boner on your website represent (I mean for reals?)
Q-Can you not feel the hot breath of armageddon as it quietly sings it's macabre overture?
A-A gem broke through the heavens and refracted it's glory unto thee. We are not a secret society of destroyers, nor bonerers. And what you call a death yowl, to us is the gleeful cheers of anarchy - more beautiful than nature herself.
Q-Will any of the puppets be afflicted with a disease this year?
A-We are all afflicted with the disease of mind rot. So your real question should be, are any of us being cured this year? Please re-submit.
Q-is the bleep fairy censored on the dvd?
A-The Bleep Fairy is the censor of our show; we have not a lick of control over that beast.
Q-Was the "you'll love it you'll love it you'll love it" thing an attempt at subliminal messanging?
A-Only when you silently and secretly repeat this chant, to the point that it becomes synchronous with your heart beat, will you truly understand the goals of this lowly show.
Q-First letter of news scroll turns out to be code; kids decipher.
A-ODWR MBJUEL
Q-Will we see more great stuff like "Patience"? The Museum of TV & Radio, and curator Ron Simon, ought to give you a tribute, if they haven't already.
A-Our goal to annoy and destroy have only become more wolf like in it’s determination. In other word...yes.
Q-Why is it your repeats don't work on my brain recall the same way as normal repeats? Are you all messing with us? I say, "oh I've seen this," and then say, "no wait I haven't seen this, oh yes I've seen...no, no, maybe not. Not this part. Hmmm." My brain is cheese.
A-If you let us tear into your cranium, our leavings would provide the tasty paste that would solidify your thoughts.
Q-Has Clarence or Chauncey been arrested for recent incidents? Rumor has it "The Smoking Gun" obtained a mug shot but I need their prior records verified. And is it true that re: an earlier incident, members of the NYC Friends Quaker church near 17th St & 2nd Ave, are pressing charges against Clarence, reportedly arrested for harassment, disturbance of the peace, and littering in the park that appeared in your show? Were subjects intoxicated in any of the alleged incidents? And are any mug shots of any suspects available for release?
A-We cannot comment on any pending legal cases at this point in time.
Q-Where do you get your inspiration from? It's easy to litter a show with pop culture references, but to create really original humor requires a lot of thought. Where does it come from?
A-We’ve talked about this a lot, but people always want to know more. A cryptic gem burst through the cumulus clouds onto a cougars back. It bore into the flesh, revealing a diamond sword with a sea snake, Kramdar and a winged polar beast in its reflection. PFFR peered into the gaze and imparted with a truth that hurt so much, Doctors from around the globe are stunted.
Q-Wonder Showzen seems to me like a comedy show for a very sophisticated yet unsophisticated mind. Parts of it are purely trash toilet humor and parts of it seem like high-brow socially conscious art humor. Do you think Wonder Showzen will have a long run, or is it too "out there" for your average 18-25 year old to last more than a couple of seasons?
A-We think about longevity like America thinks about Democracy, not one lick.
Q-How many of the little freakish details on the show are pre-planned, and how many are ideas are introduced in post-production?
A-The shows are actually scripted, and end up being 90% accurate and 10% mistakist.
Q- Do you guys ever watch your own show while on drugs? I've watched every episode stoned and some of them have absolutely terrified me.
A-The only drugs we recommend is huffing the tears of third world depression.
Q-Any chance for merchandising beyond Wonder Showzen shirts? Hobo OPS action figures would be nice.
A-There are shirts. Our animators (Augenblick, Devin Flynn, and Paperrad) have each designed a limited edition shirt that you can buy at…
http://www.mtv2.com/#wondershowzen/
Q-What's it like dealing with children? I can't imagine it being easy.
A-All Wonder Showzen kids are towering infernos of pure awesomeness. They shall run this country some day and we can all say we knew them when.
Q-I have a niece who's 3 now, and will be 4 next February... if Wonder Showzen goes into a third season, how can I make arrangements for her to be on the show?
A-If we remember to post information for our casting session, she can try out then. Remind us in three months or so.
Q- Do you guys know Maxwell Atoms? his show THE GRIM ADVENTURES OF BILLY AND MANDY has many of the demented stylings of your show.
A-We shall do some research and get back to you on this.
Q-Would you gentlemen be intrerested in being guest stars on my internet talkshow?
A-Only if you donate $2000 worth of goats to needy Africans… www.heiferfoundation.org/
Q-Do you think citizens in insane asylums observe your show?
A-I think words like ‘observe’ are condescending to retards
Q- Do you think the CIA uses Wonder-Showzen as a form of torture to interrogate Arabic "terroist"?
A-I hope so, because at least they get to laugh while they shit themselves.
Q-Does Mucka Furgson do the music for the show? And was Mr. Story one of the mebers of the band?
A-Muckafurgason is no longer in existence. But Chris Anderson, a former member of said band, does all the music for the show. Mr. Story is his own power trio.
Q-When will Chewties be available in stores?
A-They are already available. Look at the soars on your inner thigh.
"I'm not going to respond to that Trevor"